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Dear Patrons of the Wilkinson Center Memorial Room,

I DON'T BITE.

when the only empty seat in the memorial room is next to me, you can have it.

you don't HAVE to walk around the room looking at all the full seats longingly, then move a table so that you can sit in a tiny crevasse.

unless i smell bad. then i understand. that's all.

Love, Lyndsie