this is a medical emergency.

Attention. Attention please. in a startling epidemic a new disease has began to spread to vast quantites of young adults. (usually in the 18-25 year range.) some have even likened it to a new form of black plague.

This disease is called college. C-O-L-L-E-G-E.

The symptoms of College are:

• brain numbness
• oozing brain traces coming out of ears and nose
• extreme pain in the brainal region
• inability to get normal amounts of sleep. or food.
• complete lack of focus on anything

If you or anyone you know have the symptoms of college i advise you get to a care facitlity immediately. (and by care facility i of course mean any place where you are not asked to think.)