this is for you, lady.

we all know why byu is so adamant about keeping their grounds particularly beautiful.
at least i thought we did. my mom found it quite entertaining when i told her the theory, and was sure i should post it on here. so lady, here ya go.

byu is a beautiful campus. well kept in every way. some may ask why. the answer?
it's a scheme my friends. a scam if you will. byu is a meat market. byu knows it is a meat market.
thusly in order to produce a most romantic atmosphere, and for the use of many an engagement picture, byu keeps their grounds spit-span pretty.

that's the theory. take it or leave it.

disclaimer: i have nothing against byu and i quite enjoy the time i spend on campus. i'm just sayin, when you believe in what we believe in...well marriage is a must right? and where else to find the love of your life than in a sea of like-minded people? it's just physics. (or summot.)