everywhere.

ever have those times where you feel like you're going a million miles a minute and getting absolutely nowhere?

me too.

SSD

I realized today that i have a problem.

I happen to know that the first part in overcoming anything is admitting that it is a problem.

So I openly admit that I have SSD. More commonly known as Severely Sucky Disorder.

In other words I suck.

Now this is the thing about SSD. It doesn't pertain to all areas of ones life. It may just cover one area. But if you allow it to go unchecked it will grow to other areas of life. My SSD is getting out of hand. It started so so small, but now it's like a giant arachnid sticking it's huge ugly legs into every part of my life!

I'm starting a support group. SSDA. (Severly Sucky Disorder Anonymous. Because I can only be original once in a while.) If you would like to join please leave me a note. Or you can contact me at 1-800-isuck. Again that is 1-800-isuck.

number is not valid in the U.S. or Canada. Or anywhere else on this Earth. Please try Mars.

boo.

you know the song about the snowman? How there was one and he was tall, tall, tall? but then in the sun he melted small, small, small?

Well,

I am the snowman.

School is the sun.

I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!

boo.

School Teacher, Policeman, Fireman....all over rated.

Lately I have realized that I have absolutely no idea what I want to be. I also realized I would like to have that figured out before I am three years into college. I remember once upon a time in the lovely grade of ten I was forced to take a test that would tell me what I was most capable of going into as a living. The top two the test gave me? Bus driver and crossing guard. Correct me if I'm wrong, but crossing guards don't get paid do they? (Plus I'm starting to firmly believe that that test wanted me to be a creeper on small children.) So today I decided to search for my dream career. Here is what I found:

Wrinkle Chaser

A Wrinkle Chaser is the person that irons wrinkles from shoes as they are being made to ensure they are perfectly smooth when you buy them.
Perfect! I have a strange loathing for wrinkled shoes....not.

Chicken Sexer

This is a real job title. A chicken sexer sorts through baby chicks to determine if they are male or female, and then segregate them.
Smelly and dealing with birds. Oh my two least favorite things.

Citrus Fruit Colorer

A Citrus Fruit Colorer, with the help of steam and chemicals, gives citrus fruit a more natural coloring, because fruit is usually picked before it is fully ripe.
Now who doesn't love citrus and coloring??

Celluloid Trimmer

A Celluloid Trimmer shaves down a golf club and then adds celluloid bands onto the golf clubs to make the leather grip stay in place.
Um yes....I'll take one of those...?

Odor Judgers

Odor Judgers get to smell armpits all day to help make deodorants that will work well. I'm not sure why somebody other than some strange fetishist would want this job.
Two words; DREAM JOB.

Furniture Tester

Now here's a good one. The La-z-Boy Company (and probably others) employs furniture testers to check out their recliners. Want to relax for a living?
Now this job I would be AMAZING at. No sarcasm included.


As you can tell I have very high hopes for my future. Don't you worry Mr. W., I'm dreaming big and I am sure to see you at the top. Amen.

one of those days....

you know when you have one of those days? everyone knows what you mean when you say, "it's just been one of those days". have you ever had one of those weeks?

Suck.

that is the only word for it.

but then, miracle of miracles....

something happens....

and once again...
life is good.

it takes a couple days, but you know it's just gonna get better as long as you let it.